So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.