How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...