A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...