Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!