Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...