Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!