The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...