The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...