In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...