How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...