Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...