Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...