New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...