How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...