Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...