Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...