Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...