Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...