Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...