Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...