Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...