Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...