Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!