Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...