Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...