To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...