A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...