What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)