Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...