Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...