The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...