Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...