What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...