General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...