Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...