Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...