Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....