Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...