Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...