Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...