Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...