Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!