Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...