A Perfect Woman Is…
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A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Why do men name their penises?
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Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...