58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...