Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...