Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...