Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...