Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...