Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...